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Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
AND THEN IT GOT FUNDED
“Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.”
The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via bumtumbling)
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes